Just When We Thought It Was Safe — PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARDS Rears Its Gnarly Head

peopleschoice.jpgIt’s already that time of year, time to cover your ears and head for the hills — awards time is starting.

Already, respectable outlets like MSNBC are publishing stories about how “Iron Man,” “The Dark Knight” and “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” will battle it out for favorite movie at the 35th Annual People’s Choice Awards.

A passel of other actors, films, TV shows and directors are in line to be voted on by viewers. Who knows how may lives will be risked? Who knows how many careers will be ruined? Oh, the humanity.

Queen Latifah is set to host the show, which will air on Jan. 7, 2009.