Why Washington D.C. Gossip Sucks

Today Roll Call‘s HOH has a head scratcher of a story on singer John Mayer. There’s not a single spicy thing in there because the whole point is that Mayer is trying to transform his image from sex crazed sicko to dull. For anyone who missed it, he once told Playboy that sex with Jessica Simpson was “sexual napalm.” He said she was like crack and that he wanted to snort her. Fast forward to now: Boring is the new black.