Joel Stein Column on Captivity In Captivity

Paul Cullum
Babes, blood and B-listers at the ‘Captivity’ party
A dominatrix at work, the Suicide Girls and more MPAA controversy as the torture flick premieres.

(Comprehensive, if a little late.)

Patt Morrison
The scary missing-persons number game
Good news for us, bad news for ‘Captivity’ promoters– 850,000 people a year aren’t kidnapped and killed.

(Oh, look, Patt’s an adbuster.)

But poor Joel Stein–another bright idea spiked. First, the BJ