Howard Stern’s Show Turns One; F.C.C. Powerless To Stop It

howard.jpgShock jock Howard Stern celebrates his one year anniversary on Sirius Satellite Radio today. An article in the New York Times details his exploits, which include persuading a 90-year old woman to mount a vibrating chair, throwing meatballs at unclothed butts, and engaging in countless other activities frowned upon by the F.C.C.

Although Sirius’ stock has plummeted almost 40% since his arrival, Stern isn’t worried; he’s a good company man and believes the profits will come. They better, especially if Mr. Private Parts wants to keep pulling in the $100 million a year his contract promises.

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