Hollywood Screws Prom, Atlantic

So now that the prom weekend orgy is behind us, it’s time to sit down and take a little look at what transpired. Did anyone else notice how there were only three A-List stars at the correspondents’ dinner this year? George Clooney and Ludacris, and Alex Trebek are really the only three who weren’t famous by explanation. Everyone knows them. Everyone else at the dinner was “James Denton, you know, the plumber from Desperate Housewives” or “Maura Tierney, you know, Abby from ER.”