WTOP Makes Morning Commute Slightly More Bearable

Good morning, working stiffs! For those of you who made it into work this morning at a reasonable hour after hopping on the Metro and grabbing a cup of coffee at the nearest food truck -this post is not for you. For the rest of you poor bastards who woke up at 5:00 am just to barely make into the office by 9:00, or who are currently languishing in traffic outside the Mormon Temple -your suffering is almost over.