Guaranteed Not To Crash In Photoshop

Brian “The Banterist” Sack is successfully hawking a 14″ iBook “paperweight” on eBay that he claims has no hard drive and a bad motherboard:

“If you’ve used a Mac before, no doubt you’ve already fallen in love with Apple’s groundbreaking interface. You know why you love Apple and I need say no more–other than the guy at TekServe said this awesome iBook is broken.”

People are bidding on this potentially useless item (it’s up to $51.50 as we type this), which shouldn’t surprise you if his unworn leather pants plea ended up in your inbox a few months back.