Google Owns You | Rupert Murdoch Is Alive | Sex! (dot com)

• AgencySpy: Google wants to stalk your entire life on the boardwalk. Also, I love the narrator’s accent so much.

• Guardian: Happy 79th birthday, Rupert Murdoch! You don’t look a day over a billion dollars.

• Maltz Auctions: Sex.com is being auctioned off. Just FYI in case you felt like getting some auction tonight. Sorry.

• The Huffington Post: Former actress Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for an ad they ran using a “milkaholic” baby named Lindsay.