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Fake Jim V. on intern sleep rules

“Today I allowed an intern to rest her eyes while transcribing a Paul Ryan interview, assuming she maintained 80 words per min #sleeppower.” –@FakeJimVandeHei in a recent tweet.

ABC7’s Tschida faces hair trouble

“This humidity is from hell! Showered, towel dried, brushed hair. 10 minutes later BIG as a laundry BASKET!” — ABC7 Reporter Stephen Tschida in a Wednesday tweet.  We want to give him a free trip to a hair salon.