George Michael of Wham Is Not Dead

The sportscaster George Michael is dead.

From The New York Times:

George Michael, a mainstay on the Washington, D.C., sports television scene for decades who reached a national audience with ”The George Michael Sports Machine” highlights show, has died. He was 70 years old.

So if you were watching “Last Christmas” on YouTube and snotting over your bowl of peppermint bark, wrong dude.

Our condolences to the sportscaster George Michael’s family.