Gay Socialites Confuse Their Tuckers needs a serious lesson in Tuckers, or else they need to lay off the Crystal Meth for a few days. Over the weekend they thought The Daily Caller‘s Editor in Chief Tucker Carlson was a Washington-based weather reporter for Fox 5 in New York who did a live shot in sea foam and possibly sewage in Ocean City, Md.

A reporter named Tucker in sea foam and unidentified green gook? Ding. Ding. That’s correct. The reporter? That would be Tucker Barnes, you idiots. That’s B-A-R-N-E-S. Not C-A-R-L-S-O-N.

See their mistake-filled piece here.