Flat, er, Fat Chance

And now, for today’s installment of, “No, We’re Not Entirely Sure Why We’re Posting This Ourselves”:

Although the post has since been removed by Craigslist, NewsBusters has the original text of a Washington DC “Items Wanted” ad written by an aspiring news broadcaster who hoped generous readers would help fund her breast implants in order to, er, enhance her prospects at securing a network anchor position.

“I know this is a long shot, but it’s worth a try.