Five Can’t-Fail Collaborations For Adnan Hajj

Since Adnan Hajj’s career at Reuters has likely gone up in smoke, might we suggest some creative endeavors to pass the time that are sure to complement his skills:

1. A Million Little Pieces: An Illustrated Companion: James Frey’s personal photo album, adjusted for “impression and feeling.”

2. Senior photographer for The Onion.

2. Forensic imaging specialist.

3. The Clone Wars: Memoir co-authored with fellow photo faker Brian Walski.

4. Subway sandwich artist, now that employees from Agency.com have gone back to their day jobs.