Finally, Discovery Channel makes it safe to breed

We love this. We’d been holding off on having kids, fearful of having to re-learn sine, cosine and tangents, to say nothing of the square root of 63.

But, really, Reuters. A little less credulity. Not knowing the answers to the trig homework isn’t why your kids will think you’re a moron; no, they’ll think you’re witless because you won’t let them to go to the Arctic Monkeys concert in a tube top with some 22 year-old known only to his high-school friends as “Mr. Dealer-man.”

But whatever. In the meantime, help your kids with their homework. Be a hero while you still not super-lame.