Fah-fah-filmy.

We know you’ll probably want to enter your abbreviated opus, so here are the complete deets.

Surprising:

“None of the short filmmakers can be a member of any guild or under contract with any talent agency of any kind.”

Annoying:

“You agree that Howard Stern Production Company shall own the short film (including all rights embodied therein) submitted and that it, Sponsor and their respective designees shall have the right (but not the obligation) to reproduce, record, alter, amend, edit, publish, publicly perform, use, broadcast and stream the short film (or any part thereof) and any person’s property (physical and personal and indicia) contained therein, in connection with any and all media now or hereafter known throughout the world in perpetuity, without any payment or other consideration of any kind, or permission or notification, to you or any...