Facebook Terms Of Service Translated Into 'Bro Speak'

Having trouble understanding Facebook's terms of service? This hilarious translation will help.

Having trouble understanding Facebook’s terms of service? Perhaps a translation into “bro speak” will help.

Slacktory translated the entire terms of service into “bro speak,” clearing up some of the ambiguity. Here are the highlights:

  • Privacy: We give lots of fucks about your privacy, so we wrote this. Read it, so you know what the fuck we’re going to do with the shit you post, so you’re not all, “Facebook, I had no idea!” when your shit is in our press releases.
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