Every Person Alive Will Replace Jon Stewart

If you are alive you could replace Jon Stewart as The Daily Show's next host

You probably haven’t heard the news yet, but Jon Stewart is leaving The Daily Show. Once you get over the initial shock, you’ll likely move on to pondering who will replace Stewart as host of the show.

Well, lucky for you, FishbowlNY has compiled a list of potential successors. It includes every single person alive. Seriously. Are you alive? If so, you could be a candidate. Below are just a few of the other people the media has mentioned as The Daily Show’s likely new leader:

  • Jessica Williams
  • Aasif Mandvi
  • John Oliver
  • Cameron Esposito
  • Ricky Gervais
  • Chris Addison
  • Michael Che
  • Chris Rock
  • Amy Schumer
  • Jason Jones
  • Sarah Silverman
  • Colin Jost
  • Amy Poehler
  • B.J. Novak
  • Samantha Bee
  • Joel McHale
  • Seth MacFarlane
  • Tina Fey
  • Aisha Tyler
  • Wanda Sykes
  • Al Madrigal
  • John Hodgman
  • Colin Quinn
  • W. Kamau Bell

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