EA'ing at the EIEF

Oh to be in Edinburgh. Actually, we probably wouldn’t know what to do if we were there right now. Would be totally lost. First, of course, would be the accents, which we get far better with after a few drinks (see: why this writer, during a few summers in Ireland, spent most of his time in bars — it was simply to be able to communicate), and if attending the EIEF, the Edinburgh Interactive Entertainment Festival, which kicked off yesterday, we likely wouldn’t know what people were talking about with all their Ex-boxes and their Play-machine 4s.