Dumbass Pitches

It seems like ever since we started publishing the Dumbass Pitches we get in our inboxes, we started getting exponentially more. Not that we’re complaining. Sure, they’re stupid, but they’re pretty entertaining, too. Today’s Dumbass Pitch comes from Iris Krasnow, the author of The Secret Lives of Wives. The pitch starts by saying, “Bestselling author Iris Krasnow pulls back the curtain and you’ll be surprised to hear the shocking and uncensored real-life confessions of women who have stayed married for the long haul!!” Frankly, we’ve never met anyone with the perfect marriage, so we’re naturally curious to hear what she’s suggesting.