Don't. Do. This.

Ask A Manager posted this “cover letter” today, categorized under “things that make your heart break.”

Yeah. This goes beyond funny/schadenfreude to just sad.

A commenter pointed out that, well, at least this letter stands out from the herd! ….”like an injured zebra.”

Depressed now? Here are some hilariously bad cover letters to cheer you up:

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was
the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the
spring of hope, the winter of despair, we had everything
before us…”.