Does that mean we have to reprint the CHENEY-RICE bumper stickers? Aww, man!

natPABB102CHENEY.jpgHang on just a patriotic minute! Dick, do you mean to tell us that a blue-collar, blue-state tab like the Daily News has it right? That after a long weekend of pulling favors from everyone in the bumper sticker business and working since late Friday night in the cramped Fishbowl offices to make the new ticket look appealing even to Saab drivers, you’re not gonna go for the brass ring in ’08? Well, then, you can forget the lifetime supply of McRib sandwiches we had planned on sending you, special. We’ll give that gift card to Roger Ailes, instead. But let a fella know next time?