Does crime pay?, Part Two: Ask Michael Jackson

Wiretapping is so passe. The latest hi-tech crime du jour is flier-tapping. lear_jet.jpg

If Michael Jackson has any brains at all, he’ll release the pilfered jet video of his chat with Mark Geragos on iTunes with “Just A Little Bit Of You” dubbed over it.

Read our lips, Michael: Number. One. Single.