'Do Not Call If You Actually Want A Web Site; This Pay Is For No Web Site Only'

A freelancer gets a little fed up with the endless Craigslist ads asking for free work:

Sir or madam,

This offer is not good for me, I have a counter offer:

Need customer with lots of money to pay me to build web site: I will not build the web site, I just need you to pay me for doing it. Later, if you like the work I didn’t do, you can pay me more and I won’t build the next one either.