Days of Thunder Thetans?

What a “scoop” – a week after NASCAR announces its gotten a sponsorship from Scientology, the national press is into it.

It’s an example of how few people follow the American Book Expo that it took Jeannette Wallsretread of a week-old L. Ron Hubbard press release today to make it a national item.

Nonetheless, it’s worrisome: I mean, NASCAR is fueled by ten cent wings and beer and plenty o’ Pepsi to wash it all down; it’s the last bulwark against Middle America checking to make sure its thetan-free. What’s next? Jeff Gordon in the Eight Weeks to Optimum Health car? Dale Earnhardt Jr. in the A Million Little Pieces ride?

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