craiglist with Conan O’Brien: Episode Two

ImWithCoco.jpgConan O’Brien is at it again: The spurned host of NBC’s The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien turned to craiglist again, this time making himself available in the Casual Encounters section, Mashable reported.

Last week, O’Brien listed the show itself for sale.

The Casual Encounters listing reads:

TALL, SLENDER REDHEAD AVAILABLE FOR NIGHTTIME RECREATION – m4ww – 30 (Universal Studios)

Tall, slender redhead available for nighttime recreation.

6’4″, completely ripped, VERY Caucasian.

Drapes match the carpet.

Currently homeless, must meet at your place.

Can go a whole hour (with scheduled breaks every 7-10 minutes).

Fatties welcome.

Not afraid to take two people at once, and then a musical guest.

NOTE: If you want me to perform after midnight, it’ll cost you!