Cover Nip Slips for $1.50 a Post

The Ultimate Guy’s Guide to Celebrities needs someone to post six times a day for $200 a month. We drove by Cal Tech once so we’re qualified to do the math and its a little over a buck a post. Six posts. Working for hours a day, to rake in less than $10. The whole point of writing about soft core is the pay. What is the world coming to?!

From the always demure Craigslist:

The Guys Guide To Celebrities Is Hiring A Male Blogger (Anywhere)
Date: 2010-04-26, 8:56AM PDT
Reply to: gigs-qxfr8-1710877817@craigslist.org

The ultimate Guy’s Guide to celebrities is looking to hire a male blogger to post a minimum of 6 times a day, Monday-Friday.

Our website competes with sites like Egotastic.com. If you are familiar with their work than you have an idea of what we want on our website. The only difference is we post more often and attract a larger audience from college kids.

Applicants must be atleast 18 years old as this site does have some softcore pornographic content. You must be comfortable with this and be willing to post celebrity nipple slips, camel toes, and all that good stuff.

No experiece (sic) necessary but it is extremely helpful! Familiarity with photoshop/paint programs and HTML would be great.

Pay is $200 a month. We are looking to hire by May 1st, so please apply fast.

* Location: Anywhere
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: $200 a month to start