Cosmopolitan Wishes Perez Hilton Would Stop Pitching His Own Stories on Twitter

Today we learned that Cosmopolitan speaks for the common man in that the mag’s social team has had quite enough of newly thin/always shameless gossip blogger Perez Hilton (and his little dog, too).

Who knew?!

A note to other people who do the thing that Perez does: the act of tweeting links at someone only works if you have a pre-existing relationship with that person.