Cook for Carlson? Cancel That

It appeared that Carlson, the MSNBC host and former “Dancing with the Stars” twirler, was seeking a chef for his family, according to a posting on the D.C. government’s public job database.

The job listing names Carlson, who lists his own occupation as “Able Seaman.” The successful applicant would, according to the job-search post, “plan menus, purchase food and supplies and cook, serve and clean-up after meals in domestic household.”

But the ad is no good, alas.