Conan Announces National Comedy Tour

Take note all you comics out there: you can’t just be on the Tonight Show once and expect to get a decent tour out of it. These days you have to be on the Tonight Show every night for six whole months before you can score a respectable road gig.

Conan O’Brien’s show is called “The Legally Prohibited from Being Funny on Television Tour.” Sounds like a riot. Tickets are here.