Charmed life: Doherty survives PCH car wreck

After crashing her Range Rover in Malibu today, Shannen Doherty remains true to the celebrity code of never mixing with the hoi poloi.

Her publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, told the AP, “She went in a private car to Cedars-Sinai. She refused to go in an ambulance.”

Ah, the glitterati. They’ll insist on their perks to their dying breath.

“Send for…my private car…must have…thighs…checked.”