Carr Forsakes Us

Yesterday, we engaged in that time-honored tradition of pilfering our fellow gym-goers’ dog-eared periodicals, and picked up an issue of Us Weekly at our downtown gym. The mailing label on our pilfered booty:

We’re pretty sure it doesn’t belong to the man himself, since Carr holes up even further west than we do — our bet’s on a Times employee engaging in that other hallowed tradition: boosting magazines bought on the company dime.