Cable News, Deconstructed

Bears running around the suburbs, car chases, man-on-the-street and expert sources: The Onion News Network has a deconstruction of any given story on dayside cable news. Excessive profanity may make this NSFW, depending on where you work.

If you are lucky enough to tie-in your “random expert,” here’s the essence of what you get: “I’ve spent my entire life attending the nation’s most prestigious schools to talk about bullshit like this. I’m really just happy to be on TV.”

[h/t TVNewser]

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