Brian Stelter’s the Only Reporter the NYT Needs

bstelter.jpgWhen Brian Stelter was a college kid and our TVNewser, he posted prodigiously. Before class, after class, probably during class. But that was just a silly blog, not … drumroll … The Paper of Record.

Since leaving us (tear), the boy’s set his sights on taking over the Old Grey Lady, and he’s succeeding with flying colors. In today’s New York Times, he has five bylines. Is that even allowed? (Clearly it is.) Are reporters on vacation? (We hear that’s not the case.) We guess he’s just that awesome.

Congrats, Brian. Now stop. Seriously. You’re making us all look bad.