Rare Teaches Parrot to Talk

In the spirit of promoting the new conservative publication, Rare, or just f–king around on a recent Cox Media Group corporate retreat in Orlando, Editor-in-Chief Brett Decker stopped at a McDonald’s to order a gallon of Diet Coke and bumped into these parrots eating pistachios and French Fries. Naturally he taught the blue one in the middle to say “Rare is cool.” He also threw the coke in a certain mayor’s face, saying, “Sorry Mayor Bloomberg.