Best Story Pitch of the Day?

Update: This story just got a lot more interesting. FishbowlDC has learned that Solomon Barnett was not authorized to send this pitch, nor was Hunter Andrews ever a client of the PR firm. Insiders tell us Barnett got a hold of an email list and sent the pitch yesterday. After we and another site published the pitch, he was let go from the agency. We left a message on Barnett’s cell phone seeking comment. He did not return the call.