Ask Piranhamous Anything

Today we have another installment of: “Ask Piranhamous Anything.” And we do mean anything. Send your queries to FishbowlDC@mediabistro.com. This isn’t an advice column — Piranhamous doesn’t know what the hell you should do with your life any more than you do — and worse, he doesn’t care. Try to keep your questions short — we want to keep this fun, simple and insightful.

1. Why are 5 out of every 4 journalists in this effed-up town such egotistical attention-seeking gas bag media whores? Whatever happened to just doing a good job and then going drinking?

The advent of the metrosexual and society’s acceptance of manscaping brought about flavored vodka and drinks even women in the 1960’s would’ve thought were for wussies.

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