As Nostradamus Forsoothed, When the “Cockblockers” Cometh, the End is Near

Variety‘s Chris Gardner reports it straight, but no doubt even a grizzled Hollywood trade paper veteran like him is as unnerved as I am that a pitch actually entitled “Cockblockers” has sold to Paramount for $1.2 million. Fortunately, it went to a deserving, struggling pair of unknown actors named Seann William Scott and Topher Grace.

You can read all about it online, if you dare.


Or you can repent!


It’s your call, you cloven-hoofed fiend.