App Automates Text Messages to Girlfriends for Bros Who Have Better Things to Do

Bros with not enough Bro time can now download this BroApp, which automate sweet messages to their girlfriends so they can spend more time being Bros, rather than communicating. Touted as a relationship wingman, the app is a $1.99 cost for all of the mindless messages Bros would want to send to girlfriends or even other Bro-friends. Basically, anyone that warrants thoughtless conversations.

It also comes with these features to protect Bros from nosy girlfriends:

“What if I get caught by my girlfriend?” you ask.

BroApp is smart, taking all possible steps to safeguard the BroApp secret. BroApp’s unique detectors integrate advanced Android technologies that ensure your girlfriend never becomes suspicious of your relationship wingman.

* Girlfriend Wifi Detector: BroApp won’t send messages when you are at your girlfriend’s place.
* Girlfriend Intrusion Detector: BroApp will prevent inquisitive girlfriends from uncovering the BroApp secret.
* Recent Contact Detector: BroApp won’t send messages if you have recently communicated with your girlfriend.