AnonymASS Tipster of the Week I

“Your little ‘penis project’ is shockingly stupid, offensive and sexist. Honestly, it’s sort of a joke among the few people in DC who still read your blog. (I only know one or two, I used to know hundreds). Anyway, if I were you, which thank God I’m not, I’d stop posting your sexist, immature rants and start doing some actual reporting. Just a thought. Good luck.”

Note to AnonymASS: Little penis project? First of all, I’d like to point out that not all of the penises are little. They come in varying shapes and sizes. Second, we took the liberty of capitalizing your i’s, the first letters of the first words of your sentences and the “g” in God so your letter wouldn’t look like it was coming from a second grader or a prison escapee. No doubt God, who you’ve angered by lowercasing his name, is grateful we’re not the same person. Genetically not that possible!