Andy Rooney Flummoxed by Fashion, Fragrances

We’ve always fantasized that one day, professional curmudgeons Andy Rooney and John Stossel would begin at opposite ends of a large supermarket and each whine their way to the center snack foods aisle, where they unite in a spectacular complaint-fest that involves bags full of crumbled potato chips and the problematic flavor appellation “Cool Ranch.” Until that day comes, we must content ourselves with Rooney’s sliver of 60 Minutes, on which he last night turned his bemused grumbling to the subject of fashion (as noted by FishbowlNY).