“Big Peace,” the new site from conservative agitator Andrew Breitbart made its debut this past July 4th. And, as you can probably gather from the site’s banner, posted above, it seems to have absolutely nothing to do with peace. Rather, most of the posts seem to revolve around America’s military greatness, the various perceived threats to American exceptionalism around the world, and the draconian militaristic steps we need to snuff out said threats.
Inspired by Breitbart, we here at FBLA would like to announce the launch of our newest site “Big Sex” — where we exclusively post pictures of nude geriatrics slathered in mayonnaise. As we say in our mission statement, we hope the site will discourage all those who visit from ever having sex again.