And The Nominees Are — Obvious

oscarbabel.jpg We have no idea what’s going to be hot on the red carpet come Feb. 25, but we know critics everywhere this year will be wearing a great, big yawn. The Oscars have completely failed to surprise. We’re going back to bed.

Best Actor: Leo (for Blood Diamond), Ryan Gosling, Peter O’Toole, Will Smith and Forest Whitaker.


Best Actress:
Penelope Cruz, Judi Dench, Helen Mirren, Meryl Streep, Kate Winslet.

Best Directing: Babel, The Departed, Letters From Iwo Jima, The Queen, United 93.

Best Picture: Babel, The Departed, Letters From Iwo Jima, Little Miss Sunshine, and The Queen.