“American Carol” Tanks, Demands Recount


American Carol, the David Zucker film that promised to skewer the powerless and disenfranchised (always hilarious) didn’t do so well in the BO. Of course, that’s if you believe the MSM that counts BO receipts.

This comes to us from Wonkette via an American Carol promo site, we hope they’re making it up…but we’ll report and (ahem) you decide:

We have had heard from numerous people across the country that there has been some ticket fraud when buying a ticket for An American Carol this past weekend.

Please check your ticket. If you were in fact one of those people that were “mistakenly” sold a ticket for another movie please fill out the form below. Hold on to your ticket so we can have proof.

If you have noticed other irregularities with the theatres in your area please let us know in the comment section below. For instance, Rated R film rating (when in fact we are rated PG-13), posters not being up, not being listed on the marquee, image or focus problems, sound issues, etc.

Please email us a picture of your ticket stub to fraud@americancarol.com

These Hollywood liberals will stop at nothing. They even went so far as to make the movie unfunny and poorly rated! Such cunning foes!