Alycia Lane… The Crisis Is Resolved

Alycia Lane, the cop-slugging television anchor, has reached a compromise with the NYPD. Lane has agreed to a pre-trial agreement with the Manhattan District Attorney’s office today that will expunge all charges from her record if she stays out of trouble for six months.

Lane served one day of community service for allegedly punching out that cop and calling her a “dyke,” and all is seemingly back to normal in Alycia Lane-land.