All Your ‘Sequel to Titanic’ Jokes Are Now Sunk: Meet Titanic 2

As for your follow up questions: no this is not a joke. And yes, yes, it’s a real movie that employed real people who worked really long and hard to make a movie that’s a parody of punchline. Or parity of a punchline? We can’t decide. Anyway, we have some quips that have to be retired now that this movie has been made. RIP bon mots.