A Print Newspaper Saved SNL’s Aidy Bryant

Likely The New York Times.

Saturday Night Live cast member Aidy Bryant isn’t sure how she got home from the party that ended the 2015-16 season. But as she told Seth Meyers, she well remembers how she woke up.

Bryant admits she got blackout drunk, winding up passed out in a hallway of her New York apartment building. “The only reason I woke up is because I was hit by a newspaper that was being delivered to my neighbor’s door,” she recalled. “So, like, a woman came out of an elevator and just threw a newspaper down. And I was like, ‘hwuahhh!'”

It’s probably best that Bryant was shaken awake at that early hour, and saved from further embarrassment. She later intimates that it wasn’t actually her floor. It’s all in the way Bryant tells the story. Don’t try this at home.