Afternoon Bites

–Don’t poll your loved ones. (above)

–NYU’s Jay Rosen fixes CNN in five easy steps.

—How feminist blogs like Jezebel gin up page views by exploiting women’s worst tendencies.

—Fun with Headlines: Tired Gay Succumbs to Dix.

–Don’t mess with the Morning Joe: Daily Kos’ Markos Moulitsas ‘Blacklisted’ from MSNBC.

–Nick Denton’s Gawker Media is crushing it, and what a surprise, his memo about it was leaked.

–Lindsay Lohan and LeBron James are totally ruining Twitter.