After Snakes on a Plane–It’s Dudes on a Date!

FBLA is determined to be ahead of the pack on this Man-Date phenomenon. How totally great would it be if Nora Ephron makes the movie? A Tom Hanks-type, but maybe younger–Orlando? Jake?–has always been catnip to the ladies, but doesn’t have any real guy pals. His bitchy-but-hot ex (think Jessica Alba meets Sarah Silverman) taunts him that he doesn’t have any real male friends, and this stings (cuz his dad checked out early), you know, so he embarks on a mission to meet some cool guys, and after a lot of hilarious, embarrassing and predictable movie dates (opera, batting cage, taco truck), ends up finding himself–and he’s gay. (Okay, so we made up that part.)

The soundtrack–which in a Nora Ephron movie stands in for actual writing and directing–has to include at least some of these:

Bennie and the Jets
A Boy Named Sue
Duke of Earl
Good Time Charlie’s Got the Blues
Hey Jude
Jimmy Mack
Johnny B. Goode
Louie, Louie
Me and Julio Down By the Schoolyard
You Can Call Me Al
The Man that Got Away

Tell us we’re wrong.