Ad For Punk Rock Writers: Posers Need Not Apply, But No Talent is OK

Oh thank you, Craigslist:

New Punk Inspired Rock & Pop Magazine looking for Writers….. (LA/OC)
Date: 2010-09-23, 9:30PM PDT
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Writers – Journalists – Photographers – Artists – Cartoonists & more
Hi. I am starting a new rock magazine/zine
This zine debuted Aug 1st 2010 and I am covering the greatest bands in the world today. Bands like Audacity – Nobunny – The Spits – Thee Oh Sees – Ty Segall – Times New Viking – Cum Stain – German Measles – The Beets & more (many many more!!!!!!). Once in a while the zine will feature a short story or two each edition to end the zine, hopefully in Bukowski like fashion. Also artists are welcome always! There are SO many great bands around today and they never get on the radio….why? nobody wants to step up and get this thing rolling. like all movements you need people pushing and nagging the suits in charge. we need to take back fun. we need to take back ROCK. The hip hop culture has INFECTED the mainstream rock world and bands like nickleback (who are EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMLY LAME) rule the arena rock showcase of the day, or your only other choice is listening to wrinkly old dinosaurs like U2, pearl jam and bruce springstein! (I’m going to puke now…….whooooooooaaaugghhhhhhaaaa). So if your an avid punk rocker and/or die hard indie rock fan please contact me. even if you have no talent. I dont care. Thats what punk is all about!!!!!

Just put forth the effort and you 2 can get paid to have fun. If you like to write, take pictures, party, go to the shows, party, interview the best bands in the world and cover a scene that is evolving by the second then you should call me. ALSO DID I MENTION THERE WILL BE PARTYING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I do pay my people so CHILL there will be compensation for your time and finished work. CALL (909)267-4029 if interested (posers need not apply)

* Location: LA/OC
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: 10 PER HR