Activate the Tardis! (What do you mean, ‘What the hell is a Tardis?’)

It’s true. Dr. Who is back.

Per the AP, “Doctor Who is again jumping the pond from England, this time arriving stateside via the Sci Fi Channel. The BBC’s “The Doctor,” an updated version of the classic TV show that ran from 1963-1989, will begin airing in March on Sci Fi, the network announced Friday.”

This means only one thing: The fans of the original are either going to need to increase their dosage of Klonopin, or we all need to stuff cotton in our ears as the psychotic wail of sci-fi fans who feel the show is being ruined. Don’t hold it against them. It’s just what they do.